I'm a monster so don't walk my way.
Don't trust my smile my teeth are like knives.
I will suck you down and drag you dry.
Don't laugh at my jokes- the punchline is murder.
Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a chokehold.
I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see.
Believe everything you've ever heard about me- suck it up.
If you see me coming don't stop, just turn and walk the other way.
I will not lie about what I have done,
I will not lie about what I will do to you,
the sweat of my exertion is pure poison, I'm hell...